The antiwar groups originally formed to oppose the invasion of Iraq took a variety of different positions during this election year. Some condemned both major parties as two sides of the same war party, but urged members to vote anyway. Others, sharing some of the same reservations about the major candidates, were more ambitious, running their own voter registration and… return to article
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Reader Comments (25)Page 1 of 1 pages~~~~~Poetic Justice~~~~~
WHY CAN “THE ANN”?
When peace and freedom is the plan
It’s Coulter Ann who hits the fan.SLEEZY LEEZY
Racism schmacism, Sleezy Leezy
“Con-Girl” Rice should be diced.RUMSFAILED
Rummy, Rummy, run amok,
Ever heard of an armored truck?CLUBYA DUBYA
Dubya, Dubya, gone astray,
How many kids didja kill today?
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Dec 30, 2004 at 10:48 AM It is interesting to note that the “insurgents” are now saying that **democracy** itself is evil. Seems like they want to keep their personal fiefdoms to themselves. Regardless of the reasons for the war, it is clear that there is a significant segment of people in Iraq who wish to enslave the rest. I sincerely hope that we are able to spread the ideas of freedom there and bring about a system that is worth living under. The kind where the weak have a chance against the strong. . .
But regardless of what i think or what anyone in the western world thinks, the majority of the work and blood spilled will be by the Iraqis. It is their country and it is up to them to learn to stand up to bullies - external and especially internal.
(Those who think the religious right here is awful must tremble when looking at the Sunni extremists there. The equvalent action here would be for anti-abortionists to blow up clinics - when they are full of doctors and patients!)
Posted by FreedomFan on Dec 31, 2004 at 10:09 AM Matthew 22: 15 (slightly altered): Then went the Bushites and Allawians, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk. 16 And they sent out unto him their followers with the Bushites and Allawians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men. 17 Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto the Americans, or not? 18 But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, Why tempt ye me, ye hypocrites? 19 Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a dollar. 20 And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? 21 They say unto him, Washington’s. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Washington the things which are Washington’s; and unto God the things that are God’s. 22 When they had heard these words, they marvelled, and left him, and went their way.
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Dec 31, 2004 at 1:28 PM ‘ One of the explanations for Kerry’s defeat was his failure to speak persuasively about these economic realities. Had he convincingly addressed poverty-level wages, rising unemployment, job anxiety, lack of access to health care, the longest work day and the longest commute in the industrialized world and other economic issues, Kerry surely would have attracted more voters. ‘
This sort of argument is all about gamesmanship : how could the “B” team have prevailed over the “A” team while still sharing the “A” team’s values.
John Kerry lost because because he and the DLC/DNC Republicrat moles who gave him the nomination have no values. Just a desire to “win” the presidency and the right to represent corpoarte America along with it.
George W Bush, a self-deluded hypocrite, impersonated a man with values and the American public, seeing no real values anywhere on the political horizon, voted for the man who at least paid homage to the fact that the president ought to have values.
If there had been a candidate who stood up against the slaughter in Iraq, the slaughter of innocents undertaken on behalf of the oil, “defense”, and Likud lobbies; a candidate who stood up against the return of the Republicrat “borrow and spend” philosophy which has bankrupted our nation; a candidate who stood up for the American people rather than for the multi-national corporations then that candidate would have run over George W Bush like a steam roller.
The problem is that the Demoplicans and the Republicrats are a distinction without a difference.
Would anything be different if what’s his name had won on his “longest commute in the Western World” platform?
Posted by John Francis Lee on Jan 2, 2005 at 3:30 AM When it was finished and “turned on,” the Einstein-Hawking time-travel arch (EHTTA) looked like a giant rainbow spanning the Golden Gate between San Francisco and Marin counties in California and trans-secting the Golden Gate bridge. President Bush, after having convinced the American people to repeal the 22nd Amendment, and freshly re-elected to his sixth consecutive term, at age 72, loved to personally turn “the switch.” When he turned it “on,” EHTTA lit up the sky, day or night. When he turned it “off,” EHTTA disappeared.
When “on,” any vehicle driving over GGB, either direction, would go under EHTTA and disappear into whatever time period the President designated on the giant control panel hidden in the cavernous Donald Rumsfeld Superbunker carved out of the solid rock half a mile under San Francisco. The same would happen to any ship sailing, or any plane flying, under it.
Thus it was that President George W. Bush stood on the Condoleeza Rice Observation Tower on the bluff overlooking the Golden Gate, threw the switch, and sent the U.S. Army in U.S. Navy ships sailing under the EHTTA and U.S. Air Force flying under it back in time . . . . .
To the year 1198 AD to Les Andelys, France, to destroy the castle Chateau Gaillard, recently completed by King Richard “the Lion Heart:” of England. “I’ll ‘shock and awe’ that undemocratic autocrat into democracy!” he said to the adoring American public. “Look! I’m now spreading democracy not only over the surface of the earth but back in time as well!
Next on the President’s list: Conwy Castle, Gwynedd, northern Wales, just completed by Edward I of England in 1287 AD. Wasted by U.S. Marines. “Democracy!” exclaimed the President.
Then:
• Caernarvon Castle, Gwynedd, northern Wales, constructed under Edward I of England and finished in 1323 AD. Blasted to smithereens by. “Democracy! Democracy!” proclaimed the President.
• Dover Castle, Kent, England begun by King Henry II in 1167 A.D. Smashed by 13 cruise missiles. “Spreading democracy!” shouted George W.
• Corfe Castle, Dorset, southern England. Flattened by a ring of U.S. tanks. “Democracy to those oppressed in the 11th century!” he announced to the grateful and adoring American voters.
• Chateau of Chinon castle in central France, overlooking the river Vienne built in the 12th century by King Henry II of England, in which castle Joan of Arc first met the future King Charles VII of France. Reduced to rubble by fighter-bombers zooming off the decks of the mighty aircraft carrier U.S.S. Ronald Reagan.
“Bring ‘em on,” said the President. “Democracy not only to the world today, but to the past as well!” And all the people — by now, of course, Democrats were extinct — said, “Amen!”
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 2, 2005 at 8:06 AM Dylan apparently feels to attack the current administration, he has to resort to fiction!
(Particularly funny to those like me that believe ALL administrations have their weak points, with this one being no exception. . .)
Posted by howFunny on Jan 3, 2005 at 10:39 AM You mean as Jesus did with his fictional parable of the Rich Man and Lazarus? Not to mention quite a few others.
One can hardly excape the parallel: America is in relationship to Iraq as Rome was to Judea.
A real gas, isn’t it “howFunny”? A real ha-ha-ha, hee-hee-hee, ho-ho-ho.
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 3, 2005 at 8:18 PM The Dylan Thomas who posts on ITT is in relation to his name sake as ‘the aircraft carrier speech’ is to the Gettysburg Address.
Posted by clark nitrate on Jan 4, 2005 at 11:38 AM Now everybody on ITT knows why “dark nitrate” explodes.
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 4, 2005 at 12:28 PM Yeah i see it now. Saddam as Jesus, promoting terrorism about the world (25K $$ a “pop”!) and killing off hundreds of thousands of his “own” people. And the poor innocents in Iraq, living life peacefully and then be subjegated by the evil USA, for its own terrible economic gains (- 400 $ Billion so far).
Who knows, maybe in 2000 years Saddamism will be a dominant religion. With Dylan as one of its prophets. . .
Yep, Dylan sure nailed that one! Maybe if we are real nice he can impart even MORE wisdom to us? Ha ha ha hee ha har!!!
Posted by howFunny on Jan 4, 2005 at 12:37 PM “Yeah i see it now. Saddam as Jesus . . . .”
Back to Sunday School class with you, “howFunny”: Saddam as Herod.
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 4, 2005 at 12:50 PM “howFunny” as ... as ...
Judas?
Naaah, couldn’t be ...
Could it?
“howFunny,” what sayest thou?
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 4, 2005 at 1:30 PM So . . . back to the 60s, is it?
Well, it could be worse. My countrymen/women welcomed tens of thousands of ex-U.S.ers half my life-time ago and may have to do so, again, if/when things continue as they have since the second declaration of war against “terror”. (Ronnie was first.)
Once more, Canada gets the best and the brightest from south of the-longest-undefended-border-in-the-world-until-recently. The U.S. gets rid of folks it doesn’t seem to think it needs.
S’okay by me.
Posted by d hale on Jan 4, 2005 at 6:00 PM “The U.S. gets rid of folks it doesn’t seem to think it needs.”
You don’t sound much like a descendant of the American patriots who fought off King George’s redcoats, as my direct ancestors did. Real American patriots (RAPs) support one another, even if we disagree. Nor does a RAP call another American unpatriotic, unless he can prove it. And even then he’d better speak with the greatest reluctance.
Thus the neocons and other “conservatoids” who point and cry “unpatriotic” for sheerly political reasons prove themselves less patriotic than those at whom their fingers point and their tongues waggle.
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 4, 2005 at 6:27 PM No, I don’t much sound like “a descendant of the American patriots who fought off King George’s redcoats, as [your] direct ancestors did.” I’m merely Canadian, with no bloods-and-guts history to get defensive about. “Dylan Thomas”, are you? The original is spinning in his grave. Go RAP yourself. It’s okay to stay out of my country. P.S.: it’s a good idea to read comments before replying.
Posted by d hale on Jan 4, 2005 at 7:53 PM i guess one of the problems with rallying around war as an issue to unite the left is that all wars inevitably end (theoretically even the vaguest of wars like “drugs” or even worse “terror"). And the most easily identifiable issue is lost. Things like social security reform, or globalization aren’t as easily digested as issues for the majority of people. I mean look at the Weather Underground that gave up after the Vietnam War ended, social injustice was still rife, but their raison d’etre was gone...you can’t be Robin Hoods fighting the “good fight” if nobody cares anymore…
I dunno what any of this has to do with the article, but reading it made me think about it.
oh, and d hale: you’re right, all good yankees are more than welcome here...just remember that up here, the alternate name for God is Wayne Gretzky :)
Posted by lefty canuck on Jan 6, 2005 at 12:28 PM Some of our best friends are canucks, eh? Even d’hale Mary?
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 6, 2005 at 4:27 PM Any U.S.Citizens out there in ITT land?
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• BISH GREGG KEGGED
• JOSEPH PERKINS PICKLED GHERKINS
• POW ABUSER GEN “GITMO GEOFF” MILLER SWILLER
• “BLIND FOLLOWER” WASSON GARY SHIFTS TO KERRY
• L. (FOR “LOSER”) BRENT BOZELL III FLIPS KERRY THE BIRD
• POLLSTER ROBERT MORAN BLAMES THE KORAN
• WILLIAMS DR. WALT FOUND AT FAULT
• DR. THOMAS SOWELL THROWS IN TOWEL
• TIM P. CARNEY BLURTS OUT BLARNEY
• “SLAM DUNKED GEORGE” TENET TRIES TO SPIN IT
• MURPHY “HACK FLACK” JACKSON QUACKS ON
• DAVID GIBSON FIBS ON
• WALSH “FOURTH-REICH” RYAN: NOBODY’S BUYIN’
• EBERHART DAVE: NOBODY’S FAVE
• W. JAMES ANTLE III: WORD NERD UNHEARD
• WILLIAMS J.B. TRAITOR MAY BE
• BUSH MGR MEHLMAN KEN CONFESSES SIN
• “LIMBAUGH APE BOB” GRANT CAN’T
• BARRETT: “WHOLLY HOLEY HOLY” TOM DAMNED BY PSALM
• PETER WARD CURSED BY LORD
• DEM SEN MILLER ZELL TOASTS IN HELL
• GEN JOHN ABIZAID JOINS OTHER SIDE
• SPARKS ADAM JOINS HUSSEIN SADDAM
• KESLER BRUCE N. JOINS LADEN BIN
• THOMAS CAL JOINS QAEDA AL
• ROBERTSON “CRYPTO-NAZI PAT” DRATS STATS
• DOBSON “CRYPTO-FASCIST JAMES” NAMES NAMES
• DOUG GILES SEIG HEILS
• DONNIE FEDER USES SHREDDER
• LAWRENCE KAPLAN PROMOS KRAPLAN
• BUSH “HMO JEB” GOES REB
• PAUL O’NEILL FILES APPEAL
• CANNED ‘BAMA JUSTICE ROY MOORE STARTS WAR
Posted by Dylan Thomas on Jan 6, 2005 at 8:53 PM Dylan Thomas,
you’re a gem. Keep up the good work! Who cares what you call yourself.
To all the ‘cons’ out there. If a fictional approach to things bothers you then don’t vote republican.
Posted by Matilda Gatsby on Jan 11, 2005 at 2:08 AM “The Senator [Joseph McCarthy] from Wisconsin cannot frighten me by exclaiming, ‘My country, right or wrong.’ In one sense I say so too. My country; and my country is the great American Republic. My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right.”
—Senator Carl Shurz, in the Senate chamber, February 29, 1872“America, America, God mend thy every flaw
Confirm thy soul with self control thy liberty in law.”
—Katherine Lee Bates, 1893 AD“O Jerusalem [America], Jerusalem [America], thou that killest the prophets,
and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered
thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings,
and ye would not! Behold, your house is left unto you desolate.”
—Jesus of Nazareth, ca. 30 AD, shortly before his crucifixion (Matthew 23:37-38)
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