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Reader Comments (1)Page 1 of 1 pagesThis column was so funny I am still laughing—side splitting—rollin’ on the floor——-Wait a minute——I’m not laughing—-I’m crying—because every damned word of this column is true !!! How is it possible to go from laughing to crying in the space of about 90 seconds ????? Tommie27
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