In These Times

I watch CNN only for the hot newsbabes, mostly Christi, what a great laugh; sometimes Susan. The C stands for CABLE, hello-o-o. There's 500 channels to choose from, not to mention satellite radio, the internet, ergo in order to be successful, you have to show the likes of Anna Nicole, Britney, and Paris every 15 minutes. Why? Because men think about sex every 15 minutes. Who would you rather look at, Christi Paul or Tonia Caruso? The latter comes on CNN twice an hour, all day long, and INTERRUPTS CNN with some lame program where she supposedly interviews some special interest …

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